Jumat, 02 Desember 2011

11 Cara Isengi Komputer Teman

Trik ini hanya untuk sekedar iseng saja, jangan dipakai keseringan nanti teman kita bisa marah. Modalnya cuma dengan Notepad atau Text Document. Caranya cukup mudah, anda tulis saja kode-kode berikut pada Notepad atau Text Document, terus save as pakai ektensi seperti yang akan dijelaskan di bawah ini.


1. Pesan Restart :
KODE
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * WARNING !
msg * Komputer anda error
msg * Tidak ada cara lain
msg * Harus diinstall ulang
GOTO BEGIN
( save dalam ektensi .BAT )


2. Pesan Shutdown :
KODE
Quote:
@echo off
msg * Komputer anda hank
msg * Tidak ada jalan lain
msg * Harus dishutdown
( save dalam ektensi .BAT )


3. Tombol Caps Lock hidup terus :
KODE
Quote:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}" loop
( save dalam ektensi .VBS )


4. Terkena Virus :
KODE
<span class="kwrd"><</span><span class="html">html</span><span class="kwrd">></span>
<span class="kwrd"><</span><span class="html">head</span><span class="kwrd">></span>
<span class="kwrd"><</span><span class="html">script</span> <span class="attr">type</span>
<span class="kwrd">="text/javascript"</span><span class="kwrd">></span>
<span class="kwrd">function</span> display_alert()
{
alert(<span class="str">"Komputer dalam ranjau virus !!"</span>)
<span class="kwrd">var</span> b = <span class="kwrd">true</span>
<span class="kwrd">while</span> (b == <span class="kwrd">true</span>){
alert(<span class="str">"Virus Trojan 5 !!"</span>)
}}
<span class="kwrd"></</span><span class="html">script</span><span class="kwrd">></span>
<span class="kwrd"></</span><span class="html">head</span><span class="kwrd">></span>
<span class="kwrd"><</span><span class="html">body</span><span class="kwrd">><</span><span class="html">input</span> <span class="attr">type</span><span class="kwrd">="button"</span> <span class="attr">onclick</span><span class="kwrd">="display_alert()"</span>
<span class="attr">value</span><span class="kwrd">="Submit"</span> <span class="kwrd">/></</span><span class="html">body</span><span class="kwrd">></span>
<span class="kwrd"></</span><span class="html">html</span><span class="kwrd">></</span><span class="html">center</span><span class="kwrd">></span>
( save dalam ektensi .HTML )


5. CD Room Buka-Tutup Terus :
KODE
Quote:
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
( save dalam ektensi .VBS )


6. Menekan Enter Terus Menerus :
KODE
Quote:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
( save dalam ektensi .VBS )


7. Muncul Pesan Secara otomatis :
KODE
Quote:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hello"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "how"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "are"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " ? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "gho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " st"
( save dalam ektensi .VBS )


8. Backspace Jalan Terus-Menerus :
KODE
Quote:
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
( save dalam ektensi .VBS )


9. Korban Harus Mengetik "You are crazy" Secara Terus-Menerus :
KODE
Quote:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are crazy"
loop
( save dalam ektensi .VBS )


10. Buka Notepad Terus-Menerus :
KODE
Quote:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
( save dalam ektensi .BAT ) 


11. 5 (lima) Pesan Buat Korban :
KODE
Quote:
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo Oops Tanggung Jawab Yah...
pause
echo Semua Ini Salahmu =P :
echo 1. Semua Data Akan Hilang
echo 2. Komputer Error
echo 3. Komputer Kena Virus H1N5
echo 4. Segera Matikan Komputernya
echo 5. Good bye.....
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
  ( save dalam ektensi .BAT )


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